uhhno
holy shit it worked :/
ahhh!
Damn.
what is this dark magic
…that actually worked.
Da fuck….
Wait, seriously though. What the fuck just happened.
Ladies and gentlemen, what just happened here was real actual math!(omg)
Number of days you fap = x, Year of your birth = (2012 - age you turn this year)
(2x + 5)50 + 1762/1761 - (2012 - age’) = 100x + 250 + 1762/1761 - 2012 + age’
= 100x - 1762 + 1762/1761 + age’
As you can see, x (number of days you fap), because it is multiplied by 100, will only impact the first digit of this three digit number, which you disregard, only focusing on the last two digits. So we can ignore it. Therefore, we’re left with
-1762 + 1762/1761 + age’ = 0/-1 + age’
So, there you have it. The final result is, if you’ve already had your birthday, 0 + the age you turn this year, and if you haven’t had your birthday yet, it’s the age you turn this year -1.
Like I said, real actual math.
Our good friend Ruthie over here just showed you some real life math.
BAM
Holy… damn that’s kind of scary.
Doctor FerroctopusDoctor ThornopusDoctor Octothorn- aldjsfalgf
A grass-type with a likeness to a marine animal. HMMM.
Looks like Membrane has some competition.This is glorious!
Wow, this is easily one of the best designs I’ve seen of Doc Ock, you really captured his feel and yet put your own touch on him.
Oh my god. I would totally use these. All the seriousness.
Aaargh everyone would pass these out, brightening people’s days one at a time, all of them waiting for the day that someone would read it and say “According to the card, I have to return this to you.”
Squeeee.
I need to order a case of these to give my girlfriend whenever she feels blue.
persona 3: you walk up stairs at night
Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.
Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.
Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars
earthbound: some messed pokemon bootleg
mother 3, your mother dies, your brother dies, and you’re a fucking crybaby
Re: Earthbound you’re some rebellious kid who eats cookies and beats animals with his friends on acid
viewtiful joe: you play as a skinny geek that gets beat up by a fat geriatric power ranger
Final Fantasy Tactics: Your best friend is a douche and a bunch of people beat you up for not going to church
Heavy Rain: parenting simulator.
Skyrim: Run errands in the Dark Ages.
Resident Evil 4: Escort missions through farms.
a never ending cycle
best way to break the cycle, I guarantee :3
Sprite37, that is the best piece of advice I could give any artist.
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
Silly little Meowvel Avengers short…
Yes! You always make the best Meowvel and other cat versions of characters. This was so adorable.
